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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is fucking funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was shit movie


FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and assault rifle from halo


DRUGS - How Many Did He Take? Enough To Kill Two and A Half Men


TAGS: sheen drugs
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ShortyInc

Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:35 am
As funny as it is unfortunate. :|
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2011, 3:11 am
So you're saying he's not winning at all?
Julesagain - March 20, 2011, 1:09 am
Navytron is winning! Like Charlie Sheen is winning.
TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 11:50 am
There is NO political aspect to any of this. Stop trying to make everything political! there is an entire empty site called politifake for that.
RonE - March 17, 2011, 4:56 am
I don't normally comment but that BS about TEA party idolizing this F-tard... pure absolute liberal bullshit.
navytron89 - March 16, 2011, 11:38 pm
I think Sheen has fried his synapses. He did too many hookers and blow. It's damaged his brain and he's too damaged to ever be considered "sane". What's disgusting is that TEA Party Patriots idolize this guy. WTF?? I guess their oyster-crackers too!
tellitlikeitis - March 16, 2011, 8:07 pm
All I can say is poor, lost Charlie... what a shame.
FreeGunsForAll - March 16, 2011, 7:18 pm
He took a double dose of himself, then a little more.
TheOne - March 16, 2011, 4:34 pm
Lol.
Double - March 16, 2011, 3:17 pm
Made me laugh thanks
Double - March 16, 2011, 3:17 pm
Made me laugh thanks
JMcK - March 16, 2011, 2:43 pm
Nice and sweet man 5L a good lunch laugh


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


DISHES - THEY DON'T DO THEMSELVES -


TAGS: dishes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Funper

RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
it also looks like your going solo tonight, too... again...
know_it_all - December 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
no shit OP, that's what women r 4
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:47 am
Great idea, okay execution. It definitely needs a lot of dishes. I've never seen this anywhere, btw. I give it 4 lions; it's just shy of awesomely perfect.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:42 am
BTW, how many attempted tunnels did you have to reject after this was posted?
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:41 am
Ha! Yeah now that I visualize the kind of guy that would actually say this to his wife.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am
The bad spelling makes it gold!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:34 am
Well, to whoever actually had the idea and took the picture, this is classic. Spelling notwithstanding. Maybe put some more dishes in the sink, but still...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
If I recognize it, I reject it. Never saw this one. Funper won't enjoy the same fame twice.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
sad...
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:31 am
so say to hear Mr. Random, was hoping orginal...oh well...thx again for heads up...still a pure genius piece of work,
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 2:29 am
I'd say I love this, but its not the first time I've seen it. But I don't really know the rules from bringing stuff here from other sites so meh.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 am
LMAO!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:26 am
OK, EVERYBODY STOP: While this poster is SO close to being iconic, please don't act on your thoughts of leaving similar motifakes around the house for your women. B/C you can't stay at my house when you get kicked out. You'll have to fend for your selfs.
Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:15 am
Stumbled at the 5L finishing line
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm
This COULD have been truly epic. Excellent idea.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:29 pm
The spelling does make the whole thing laughable.
Sean - November 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
This poster kinda gives me an idea for the bedroom, no? Only the title won't be "DISHES" ... but it will be close to that. The text will be similar too. Though the spelling may in fact be worse.
giulio - November 28, 2009, 6:07 pm
5L!


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

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R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
BAZINGA! 5/5


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja bitch
Rating: 2.79/5


MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -


TAGS: maybe she s born with it maybe its heroin courtney love
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:13 pm
I'm going with heroin.
crysallis_27 - September 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
Warning: also useful 4 scaring the [email protected]#! out of small children!
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe it's white-gothic. Somewhat cadaverous though.


SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.


TAGS: super troopers shenanigans cheeky fun
Rating: 2.67/5

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MO - November 21, 2009, 7:49 pm
I don't wanna! But I have to! 5


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am
Excellent!


ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm
King size sheets are the worse!


I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...




NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct tape zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.




MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by mariand

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I assure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


THATS JUST SILLY -




WELL... - Somebody was bored


TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
Winner!!!


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm

or telling the difference


TURTLE LOVE -




FIRE SAFETY -


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm
Cute.
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm
Lmfao


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


LAST CHRISTMAS - I gave my mother-in-law a coffin. The next year I didn't give her anything. She asked why and I said "you didn't use last year's present."


TAGS: she hates me
Rating: 4.82/5

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djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 3:00 pm
ROTFLMAO! I was given the gift of her absence. I got divorced. ;)


SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen




ASIAN GIRL - I just crushed your FANTASY...and it felt good!


TAGS: crushed
Rating: 3.79/5

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[email protected] - March 31, 2010, 11:56 pm
I like the older babe in the yellow top and black Pants, but I degress
Sho - March 6, 2010, 4:28 pm
T_T
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 3:58 pm
Not completely.... Hey there! In the pink! W'sup?


DRUG SHEEN -


TAGS: sheen drugs sitcoms autumnspirit
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bull - March 25, 2011, 1:21 am
was funny the first time I saw it. #131001


THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly




POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.




3RD SHELF -


TAGS: shelf woman carnival morning home
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:18 pm
The first Motifake I groaned/laughed and almost wet myself over. That deserves 5 lions on the top shelf.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:36 am

lolz
CPTinshano - June 20, 2012, 12:34 am
5/5 you made me snort.


I met my soulmate she didn't. -


TAGS: six word stories miss met soulmate she
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Out5tanding.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.


NEW ZEALAND DATING SITE - Where everybody gets a date


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheGoat - February 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
too bad the site's down!
AJ - July 28, 2009, 3:37 am
I always thought the trans tasman rivalry was just good fun. Then I visited Queensland... Well, they live in a arid, fly blown, ant infested snake pit, with spiders. While I live in a lush green paradise, with gorgeous island women and Good Beer. Suckers.
Chopperliscious - June 4, 2009, 6:21 pm
lol I had 15 years of sheep jokes when I was in aussie. Like water off a ducks back - Kiwi and proud :) . Anyone got some sheep pics to share?
kiwi - May 3, 2009, 6:59 am
fuck u, you abo fucking cunt


18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -




CHARLIE WAFFLES -




WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -


TAGS: she asked to go deer hunting with me
Rating: 4.05/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:58 pm
im gonna try that with my lil brother
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 2:30 pm
5X5 lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 1:42 pm
5. excellent!


WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by gas

robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


I'VE NEVER WATCHED BADMINTON BEFORE -


TAGS: olympics crushed dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

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mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:49 am
lol...sadly funny


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is kinky
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That Rape means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed rape (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: tape
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed tape I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


A NEW CHAIR - Because Little Bo Peep Got Tired of Watching Her Sheep


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 4.21/5

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DISHWASHER -


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


SHE-HULK - It's not easy being green, but it's sure DAMN SEXY!


TAGS: she hulk she hulk incredible the savage marvel comics avengers
Rating: 2.7/5

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red03golf - May 1, 2011, 6:36 pm
WOW!!! ... and I thought Fiona was hot. Hmmm??!! ... I must be part Shatner as I seem to have a thing for green chicks. Damn that's one sexy toe. Fap, fap, fap.


HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




CAUTION THROWN TO THE WIND - CAN 'T YOU READ??


TAGS: german shepherd
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - August 13, 2012, 9:46 pm
Thanks, Spacedog
spacedog - August 13, 2012, 7:07 pm
I'm impressed by the guys vertical. It must have been the motivational speaking from the shepherd. :D
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:48 pm
Ah, the Shepherd/Pantser mix. Looks like my fellow quadruped is goin’ for the gold.


FUTURE POLICEWOMEN - If that's how the female cops are dressed, then WTF do the hookers wear?!


TAGS: ghost in the shell gits anime manga cyberpunk masamune shirow
Rating: 2.81/5

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rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
One of the first titles I got into when I first discovered anime was Ghost in the Shell. It remains one of my favorites, and you're looking at the main reason why.
Informator - September 2, 2009, 2:22 am
nothing >.> they wear nothing...


DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


GOOD MORNING - Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the Devil says " Oh crap, She's up! "


TAGS: oh crap shes up devil
Rating: 4.48/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:21 pm
born ready


Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.




OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!




EVIL LYN -




OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So damn good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, damn you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy porn. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.


TAGS: see she cleaned your jar for you
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am
I'm in awe. 5L


BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP -


TAGS: oh sheep dip
Rating: 5/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:19 pm
5 LOLs
CANADA - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm
lol! 5 L
spacedog - November 17, 2010, 7:40 pm
LMAO!
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
Oh MY 5 goats for you
GreyScorpion - November 17, 2010, 4:19 pm
BaZinga!!! 5L


THAT'S A MOOR -


TAGS: sheep crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:08 pm
If you wake in a fog, from too much hair o' the dog, that's a moor, eh!
TheTrashHeap - January 20, 2011, 1:59 pm
Should they eat grass and bleat, while standing in peat? That's a moor eh!
CaptainBaked - January 20, 2011, 11:01 am
This one flew over my head? Is it supposed to make sense? Be funny? Inspirational? Is it an inside joke? Motifake confuses me...


50 SHADES OF PLAY -




ICE FISHING -




SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.




IN THE BACK OF MY MIND -


TAGS: maybe she is trying to tell me something
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
Perfection. 5L
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:19 pm
This has been one crazy Wednesday...keep postin' guys, keep postin' em
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:16 pm
LMAO
Sean - July 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
HONESTLY PATRICIA Whenever we go out, we are either accosted by freakin' monkeys ... or you lose a damn contact.
bOB cHIN - July 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Nice pumps...heh,heh,heh
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:17 am
I came to me after my bday festivities last night *honey where did ya go*
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:53 am
hahaha LMAO. another 5'er


SHELL SUITS - for when you really gotta party like its 1999




READING -




NOT GUINESS THOUGH -


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


LEATHER -


TAGS: and shes obviously no fan of peta
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 10:19 am
I love it! Very nice Haar.


JEWISH ZOMBIE -




HUMANITY -


TAGS: good deed punished greed hammy
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 6:54 am
I love it too, it just says so much
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
I love that picture its my desktop


CHRISTMAS BUSHES -




THAT'S RIDICULOUS - Women can't drive.




BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




SHE IS DOING WHAT YOU SAID... - she is crying you that river as you wanted...


TAGS: she is crying a river
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Woodywood03a - March 29, 2010, 10:59 am
I'm trying...
Woodywood03a - March 29, 2010, 10:59 am
I'm trying...


PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.




TEELA - The ONLY reason to watch that fruit-ass show!




GENETICS - don't mess with them


TAGS: sheep clone genetics wool funny
Rating: 2/5


IRON SHEIK SAYS - Fahkin' Bolsh Hit!!!!!


TAGS: wwe iron sheik
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by DJ



Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: in a nutshell
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

flint - September 28, 2010, 1:10 pm
5l's from me, thats a really good one...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Wow. 5L


WHOREHOUSE -


TAGS: sheep rednecks
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:37 pm
For nobody else gave me the thrill, With all your faults, I love you still. It had to be ewe... It had to be ewe.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:34 pm
Where's the redhead?
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
LOL! 5 sheep.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:06 am
I'll take that as a compliment
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 11:04 am
face, you're one sick baaaaaaastard. 5L
Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am
lol!


NARWAL HAIKU -


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am
Brilliant.


I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS - She has a really nasty case of head lice ...


TAGS: she has nasty case lice
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:34 pm
Pediculosis - Head lice and crabs are actually the same little critters. But, your scenario is quite plausible...
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Who brought crabs to the party :-)
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 8:59 am
That's not head lice. That's what happens when you give head to someone with crabs.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:27 am
Lady Gaga eat your heart out
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:56 pm
Evidently lice on 5teroids with a pituitary gland tumor :D


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




RAGINA'S PARENTS ARE NOT NICE - And I don't think her, "Seashell" costume is appropriate. But I do want to pat her head.


TAGS: and i don t think her seashell costume is appropriate
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faithii - May 22, 2011, 9:11 pm
lol! Awesome.
Sean - June 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
Remember the brain bug in Starship Troopers? Hey, if I have to think about that in connection with this pic, so do you.
Derek - June 2, 2010, 5:45 pm
She's inviting us to dance!


EGOMANIACS - Their only redeeming quality is that they don't talk about other people.


TAGS: sheen nuts
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO



THE GREATEST PASTIME -


TAGS: and she tells me not to wager on the daily double
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 5:16 pm
Amsome, 5 Golden ball protectors for you sir


THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN -




ALL IN THE SAME DISH -




HOW MANY TIMES.. - a night do you think she asks "is it in yet?"


TAGS: she is soooo loose it isnt even funny
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by stygian616

LD0ne - April 12, 2010, 4:51 pm
george carlin coined a term.. Birthing Machine i believe...
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
*this*
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
I was going down on my wife the other day and I said mmmmmm the is some good pussy, mmmmm this is some good.....LOL
rerun - February 21, 2010, 8:52 pm

is that an echo I hear?
MO - February 21, 2010, 8:22 pm
Here here!! Can I get a hear here?
lunerluvs - February 21, 2010, 8:02 pm
They say you can here her pussy clapping when she jogs ahahaha


FOCUS -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor stare sun beach bikini sexy sea shell joke
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:23 am
I see some flowers but no seashell...5/5
Zed - September 20, 2009, 2:31 am
Sea shell? What, is that some new euphemism for tits???
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Sorry, all I see are the tread marks in the sand.


MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? Damnit! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a slut... or both. girls and boys are equally fucked up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with buckshot. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*


Astonished... -


TAGS: astonished monkey
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by MortalWombat

AWESOME - July 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
PAAAHAAAHAAAAA Steve! PAAAHAAAAHAA
JimmyBoy - April 28, 2009, 7:23 pm
Steve
Beol - February 11, 2009, 12:33 am
What animal is that exactly? I am guessing some kind of monkey but I want to know its actual name.


FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


ONE WORD MY DEAR - Vagisil Seven years is a long time to suffer from something like that!


TAGS: movies rashes cures
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2012, 2:50 pm
Thanks Bull and Bone.
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:44 pm
2 as in "as well" of course this gets a big 5!!
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:44 pm
LMAO 2!!!!
BoneCD - June 16, 2012, 11:07 pm
LMFAO...5L


I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.


TAGS: crushed under foot
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)


YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing




HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes fucking everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you assclown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by rerun

TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


CHILDHOOD ON TV -




GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: sam sheepdog and ralph wolf quote
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 3:06 pm
Awesome subtext! I'm not sure many people caught the Sheepdog/Wiley E Coyote refrence
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:32 pm
PErfect!!! 5L
Mongo - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Just finished up at VFA-213, the Super's...nice toy!
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Excellent Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reference. 5 Wolves In Sheeps Clothing
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:17 pm
5/5 Mr. Airman Sir. I loves me an F/A-18. Moved from A7E's to the F/A-18. What a nice change THAT was!


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